There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
i woke up with a grocery list signed by "the people who ate all your shit while you were passed out"
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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