I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
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its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
We don't watch enough power rangers
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
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We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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