Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
I need to do something profound in the next three and a half years so that when my kids ask what I did in my twenties I have something to say other than "made bad decisions"
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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