Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
Drunk is not a location!
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
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