I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
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