drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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