i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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