Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
I just gave her a sobriety test in the middle of the baking aisle.
And the results, officer?
She's fucked.
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
Randomize
