after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
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