Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
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I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
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i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
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