the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
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