I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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