there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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