they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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