Me too!
It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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