I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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