even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
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I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
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Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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