the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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