Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
No I am not eating basil off your cock
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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