A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
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i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
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YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
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