Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
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Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
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He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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