Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
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