there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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