My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
Naked Twister starts at high noon
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
Randomize
