we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
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Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
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She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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