I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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