So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
My sex life reached a new low tonight: we stopped into this bar so I could pee and when I got out of the bathroom my parents had ordered a round for us and this traveling nurse they met and were trying to run game for me. Saddest part? She was actually going for it.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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