Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
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