i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
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So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
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In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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