I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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