My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
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he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
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Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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