Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
My phone now knows what I type and it prompts me with frequently used words. And anytime I use "and" and hit the space key two of the words are "unicorn" and "sausage"
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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