i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
Mom said you looked used
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
All I do lately is eat steak, drink warm beer, watch porn, and avoid booty calls when I'm too lazy to take a shower. I think the apocalypse turned me into a dude.
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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