used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
it was like having sex with a tree stump
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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