Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
Dude, I totally just made my launch phrase on my new phone "Wingardium Leviosa" so that when people try it and it doesn't work I can say, "It's leveeOHsa, not leveeoh-SA."
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
My life is pants optional.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
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