Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
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this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
Oh they knew you from a bachelorette party! You were the pole?
Ohhh shit yeah that was me. Fuck. I hate myself when I do that.
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
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She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
I just got a text from a stranger offering to shave my asshole. I've been sober and out of town for a week, are you using my number as a dial-a-dumping again?
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
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