i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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