The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
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