There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
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Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
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GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
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