Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
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