The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
it wasn't lemon gatorade
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
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