quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
I just woke up to my family in the living room watching our security camera tape of me last night talking to a stop sign in our backyard... How the fuck did I get that in the yard?
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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