Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
her vagine was all disorganized.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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