Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
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