Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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