Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
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