I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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