Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Define "chronic" masturbator.
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
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