She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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