Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
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The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
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I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
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