I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
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I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
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Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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