How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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