OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
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Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
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Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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