We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
I'm pretty sure the new "vibrating mascara" is just a disguised dildo for those of us who are too ashamed to purchase a real one.
Well, at least their eye lashes will look good while they masturbate shamefully.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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