so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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