I hate all girls vehemently.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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