on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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